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Fatal Farm is a medical devices company formed after its founders, Zachary Johnson & Jeffrey Max, secured a portfolio of patents related to the build process of polycarbonate heart valves in a forced estate sale. The transaction is currently under challenge by the previous owner's children, but Fatal Farm is confident the courts will uphold the legality of the acquisition.


While awaiting the repeal of their meritless injunction, Zachary and Jeffrey spend their free time directing pre-roll spots in multiple aspect ratios to accommodate toilet viewership. You can avoid the majority of their work by clicking the 'Skip Ad' button which usually appears 5" into the runtime of pre-roll on Youtube, but if you never want see their work at all, you can install the Adblock Plus extension in Chrome and subscribe to premium streaming services and hope they keep an ad-free tier available. If you encounter an unskippable ad, you can open a new tab in your browser to visit another site while it plays. Right click the tab with the ad at the top of your browser and select 'Mute Site' from your browser's pop-up UI.

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